Ha! Glad to I could encourage some learnin'!
Thanks for the input. I'll lay my cards on the table: at my local brew club's meeting last night, another brewer asked if anyone was interested in making an asparagus beer, and since I've actually
had an asparagus beer (and, what's more, liked it), I jumped into the fray. Our plan is to create a basic rye saison (pilsner and probably flaked rye), French hops (I ordered Aramis and Triskel today), and the Wyeast French Saison yeast (3711, if memory serves). We'll let primary finish, rack to secondary, and add grilled asparagus pureé, flavored with black pepper and lemon zest. I'll grant that this is bizarre, but again, I've had an asparagus beer and thought it pretty tasty. You do have to like asparagus, I guess
I think the combination of beer ingredients and adjunct flavorings will be pretty tasty, though--this will be a true farmhouse beer!
I didn't want to add the asparagus to the boil, because boiled asparagus--or boiled any veggie, for that matter--is nasty times ten. I'd love to leach some green into the beer, and I think secondary is the place for that. I really don't care what gravity contribution the asparagus lends--I'm more interested in where it falls procedurally. I'm pretty sure the sugar addition would be minimal, anyway; asparagus isn't exactly what you'd call "sweet." I'm more after the flavor, color, and freak factor
So, I don't know if that gives any more clarity as to what I'm trying to do with the program, but it sounds like I either treat it as "miscellaneous" or follow your steps and do a two-part recipe--or maybe just record it in the notes.
I'll post the recipe over in the recipe section. For what it's worth, I'm calling it "Saison Asperges." Damn, homebrewing is crazy fun 8)