Greetings soymateofeo - that was an interesting article. Thanks for sharing. It seems that 2-piece valves have given some other folks some problems. I believe my situation, however, is quite different. You see, after a brew, I circulate a solution of PBW and 130 degree water throughout my entire brewing system from the boil kettle, pump, valves and tubing and back to the boil kettle. I allow it to circulate for a minimum of an hour. After my system was in use for two years, I disassembled my pump to see how my cleaning practice was working. To my surprise, my pump was immaculate.
Then, on brew day, I fill my mash tun with 130 degree water to pre heat it. Afterword, I drain it into my boil kettle. I then add an iodine and star san solution to the boil kettle and circulate for a minimum of an hour - while I'm mashing. This procedure is probably why I never experienced any issues.
The long and short of this is that 2-piece valves are not intended to me disassembled. This is why you're having trouble doing so. A 3-piece valve will most certainly solve any cleanliness issues you have.
Good luck!