{"id":9,"date":"2009-06-30T19:42:03","date_gmt":"2009-07-01T03:42:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.beersmith.com\/blog\/?p=9"},"modified":"2010-05-05T14:51:58","modified_gmt":"2010-05-05T22:51:58","slug":"famous-beer-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/beersmith.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/30\/famous-beer-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Famous Beer Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"float: right; margin-left: 10px;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/share\" class=\"twitter-share-button\" data-via=\"beersmith\" data-count=\"vertical\" data-url=\"https:\/\/beersmith.com\/blog\/2009\/06\/30\/famous-beer-quotes\/\">Tweet<\/a><\/div>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a list of some beer quotes from around the world &#8211; I hope you enjoy!<\/p>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Humphrey Bogart <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Ernest Hemingway <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Benjamin Franklin <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">He is a wise man who invented beer.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Plato <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">I feel sorry for people who don&#8217;t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that&#8217;s as good as they&#8217;re going to feel all day.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Frank Sinatra <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. <\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Kaiser Wilhelm <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Homer Simpson <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Dave Berry <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Stephen Wright <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">Everybody has to believe in something&#8230;..I believe I&#8217;ll have another drink.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; W.C. Fields <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you&#8217;re dead.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Irish Toast <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">You can&#8217;t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline &#8211; it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Frank Zappa <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Abraham Lincoln <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Earnest Hemingway, <em>For Whom the Bell Tolls<\/em> <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Winston Churchill <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life\u2019s problems.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Homer Simpson <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Henry Lawson <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Shakespeare, <em>Henry V<\/em> <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<ul type=\"disc\">\n<li class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"line-height: normal\"><em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.<\/span><\/em><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\"> <\/span><span style=\"font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman','serif'\">&#8211; Ralph Waldo Emerson<br \/> <\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Thanks for joining us on the <a href=\"https:\/\/beersmith.com\/blog\">BeerSmith blog<\/a> &#8211; happy brewing and happy 4th of July!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tweet Here&#8217;s a list of some beer quotes from around the world &#8211; I hope you enjoy! 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