Here’s a list of some beer quotes from around the world – I hope you enjoy!
- The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind – Humphrey Bogart
- Always do sober what you said you would do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. – Ernest Hemingway
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin
- He is a wise man who invented beer. – Plato
- I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. – Frank Sinatra
- Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. – Kaiser Wilhelm
- I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer. – Homer Simpson
- Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. – Dave Berry
- 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? – Stephen Wright
- Everybody has to believe in something…..I believe I’ll have another drink. – W.C. Fields
- May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead. – Irish Toast
- You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline – it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. – Frank Zappa
- I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer. – Abraham Lincoln
- An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.– Earnest Hemingway, For Whom the Bell Tolls
- Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. – Winston Churchill
- Ah, beer. The cause of and the solution to all of life’s problems. – Homer Simpson
- Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. – Henry Lawson
- I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety. – Shakespeare, Henry V
- God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
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nice beer thoughts…..:)
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Hehe, Zappa’s is great, and Henry Lawson hit the nail on the head. : ) Fun quotes there, thanks for collecting them all in one place.
Filled with mingled cream and amber
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chambers of my brain
-Quaintest thoughts -queerest fancies
Come to life and fade away;
Who cares how time advances?
I am drinking ale today.
-Edgar Allen Poe
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
-Dave Barry
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.
-Stephen Wright
Good people drink good beer! -Hunter S Thompson
Benjamin Franklin was never actually recorded as saying, “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” However, he did say something similar: “Behold the rain which descends from heaven upon our vineyards, there it enters the roots of the vines, to be changed into wine, a constant proof that God loves us, and loves to see us happy.”
Achually, Ben never said beer is proof that god loves us. What he said was in wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, and in water there is bactiria.