More Famous Beer Quotes

by Brad Smith on May 18, 2010 · 5 comments

I was shocked at the reaction to the first set of beer quotes we published last year, which attracted 10’s of thousands of readers. If you enjoyed our first set of Beer Quotes, you will also enjoy these…

  • Drunkenness does not create vice; it merely brings it into view. – Seneca
  • The good Lord has changed water into wine, so how can drinking beer be a sin? – Sign near a Belgian Monastary
  • A man can hide all things, excepting twain – That he is drunk, and that he is in love. – Antiphanes
  • I work until beer o’clock. – Stephen King
  • He that drinketh strong beer and goes to bed right mellow, lives as he ought to live and dies a hearty fellow. – Anonymous
  • Tis hard to tell which is best: music, food, beer or rest. – Anonymous
  • Beer… Now there’s a temporary solution. – Homer Simpson
  • Work is the curse of the drinking classes. – Oscar Wilde
  • Beauty lies in the hands of the beerholder. – Anonymous
  • Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. – Anonymous
  • There are more old drunks than old doctors. – Anonymous
  • A good local pub has much in common with a church, except that a pub is warmer, and there’s more conversation. – Anonymous
  • They who drink beer will think beer. – Washington Irving
  • All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer. – Homer Simpson
  • When I heated my home with oil, I used an average of 800 gallons a year. I have found that I can keep comfortably warm for an entire winter with slightly over half that quantity of beer. – Dave Barry

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mlorfeld May 19, 2010 at 9:29 pm

Being a Lutheran Pastor I had to pass this quote along:

I said to myself what good wine and beer I have at home, and also what a pretty lady… You would do well to ship the whole cellar full of my wine and a bottle of your beer to me here, as soon as you are able. – Martin Luther in a letter to his wife while away from home as he suffered from inferior beer.

John May 22, 2010 at 11:46 am

Ha! I’ve been collecting beer quotes for close to 20 years, but there were still a handful here I’d never heard. Thanks.

Mutineer Magazine May 26, 2010 at 12:08 pm

LOVE beer quotes, nice job compiling all these!

ryan June 20, 2010 at 12:09 pm

I like Homers quotes best. Particularly the first one.

Brewski July 6, 2010 at 5:36 pm

Here is one of may favorites from Benjamin Franklin:
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is laughter, and in water there is bacteria”

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